Buying Condoms

Ok. My birthday is this friday and this chick said that she has a surprise for me and I got my sister to convince her into telling her about the surprise an the bitch said she's gonna get her best friend and were gonna a 3some but i am nervous as fuck to go buy condoms from the store. Any advice I'm so fucking nervous i don't wanna go buy them.

If you really to scared to go buy some.... go to your barber and get some?
Or is that only my barber where they have free condoms?

Just your barber not mines he's bout 45 he don't get any n e more

threesome huh???

hmmmm....well anyway, quit bein a bitch and go buy some...the barber shop condoms are usually horrible cuz they be buyin them lifestyles on wholesale...

if not get a few TROJANS from one of ya boys...or get one of them to but them

BE A FUCKIN MAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME CONDOMS. THIS IS PROBABLY A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU SO STOP BITCHIN.' THATS THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!

tmac1013 wrote:

BE A FUCKIN MAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME CONDOMS. THIS IS PROBABLY A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU SO STOP BITCHIN.' THATS THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!

LOL cosign

aight i never had 2 really buy sum b4, but i'd get on a cell phone put it on vibrate or turn the ringer off completely and pretend 2 talk 2 my homie "like yeah man i got tha stuff u told me 2 get, but i dont c y u or yo girlfriend couldn't get it, i mean i know im out already and everything but u got me going 2 pick up condoms 4 yo ass" and just act like they talking back 2 u. this may sound stupid maybe it even is stupid but it wont feel so awkward 4 u tho

Haha it must b ur 1st time(and a 3some nice job)...stop bein a punk,get ur ass in 2 thay walgreens pick up a pack bring to best lookin cashier n purchase dem bitches..n don't 4get to spit sum game at her while doin it...afraid 2 buy condoms,lmao..

Troy504 wrote:

If you really to scared to go buy some.... go to your barber and get some?
Or is that only my barber where they have free condoms?

My barber does that...If you go into the bathroom theres a basket with condoms in em.......But yeah man up nigga ...action all scared....you aint scared to get pussy where you could possibly get a deadly or life altering STD, but you scared to go into the store just to get condoms

lilmike_35215 wrote:

aight i never had 2 really buy sum b4, but i'd get on a cell phone put it on vibrate or turn the ringer off completely and pretend 2 talk 2 my homie "like yeah man i got tha stuff u told me 2 get, but i dont c y u or yo girlfriend couldn't get it, i mean i know im out already and everything but u got me going 2 pick up condoms 4 yo ass" and just act like they talking back 2 u. this may sound stupid maybe it even is stupid but it wont feel so awkward 4 u tho

lol dats lame y go thru all dat jus be real about it and buy the condoms,wheres the shame in that

my barber keeps the condoms on deck. theirs a basket in the bathroom full of condoms then theirs lotion on the counter and a few playboy mag's under the sink....SERIOUSLY which is why i dont take my ass in that fucking bathroom much. btw im taking it that u a virgin since u scarred to buy condoms and well 3some.....
if u pussy get somebody else to do it

ask ya homie or ya older cousins since u nervous

I just hope she wasn't joking.... that would be embarrassing

Dark360Waters wrote:

lilmike_35215 wrote:

aight i never had 2 really buy sum b4, but i'd get on a cell phone put it on vibrate or turn the ringer off completely and pretend 2 talk 2 my homie "like yeah man i got tha stuff u told me 2 get, but i dont c y u or yo girlfriend couldn't get it, i mean i know im out already and everything but u got me going 2 pick up condoms 4 yo ass" and just act like they talking back 2 u. this may sound stupid maybe it even is stupid but it wont feel so awkward 4 u tho

lol dats lame y go thru all dat jus be real about it and buy the condoms,wheres the shame in that

lol i know its lame but ppl b saying that when they get nervous they get on a phone or pretend 2 get on a phone and they feel like pressure coming off of them, i never really got a chance 2 c if that theory works cus i look at situations as whats the worst that can happen

I did it dat shit was hard for me to do but i sucked dat shit up and i bought em . Somebody lock or delete dis thread

Shit I wasnt a virgin and I didnt buy condoms until after the first time. And i was nervous as hell
i feel ya pain bruh