STDometer

ok so tonight i think i have reached the pinnacle of perfection......i have conquered the "force" and became a jedi...I mari grazioni has a STDometer....what is a STDometer u may ask ....well its when you get that funny feeling in ya dicks it tells your brain that the chick has a STD dont fuck.....well ALL men dont have one hence all the niggas with stds....all men have GAYdar and a FREAK~O~METER but STDometer is on a whole new level........now to the story of how i achieved my STDometer..................
.........ok so theirs this chick i use to go with,white girl, she was OFF the charts on the FREAK~O~METER, we were talking all day today and we ended up talking about fucking...well shes a freak what do u expect btw we end up arranging a time and place for when i was going to smash which was pretty much right after school. so its around 5 when i get to her big ass house i knock on the door.....BUTT NAKED SNOWBUNNY starring me down....*insert tiger woods fist pump here* so im hyped bc i was about to smash but when we got to her parents room.....HER PARENTS ROOM its like my dick started to speak to me.....it said "MARI dont do it the chick has something" so im sitting on her parents bed and she starts to undress me etc etc and i.....listened to my dick and made up a wack excuse to take my ass home bc i really wasnt sure if she had something...i told her my hammy hurts to bad to stroke so she asked did i want head and i said i had to go to the mall and pick up my sis...so after about 5 mins of shit i finally got to leave....so when i got in the car i called up some homies to get the deal on the chick and turns out.......its highly likely she had something..........thanks for the read....i did get lucky tonight though so im good...and it was STD free

lmao gud shit mari ima start listening to my dick to but

Congratulations on staying STD free...

damn thats good and fucked
cus what if u didnt listen to your
dick (not to sound homo)

then i would be crying everytime i even THOUGHT about pissing

lol but sad if it had happend

lmao @ u was gonna fuck her raw. wtf

OMG ya sig is fuckin perfect....................btw no i was strapped...didnt tell her that though

*mari* wrote:

OMG ya sig is fuckin perfect....................btw no i was strapped...didnt tell her that though

yall niggas like his sig



shit i do to

*mari* wrote:

OMG ya sig is fuckin perfect....................btw no i was strapped...didnt tell her that though

those all my girls

dream girls

............good post fam lol

yea its photoshopped but shit i dont care

SoufKakSpinna wrote:

yea its photoshopped but shit i dont care

the hell ... they wasnt real